Posts tagged "wisdom"

Now I could let these dream killers kill my self-esteem
Or use my arrogance as the steam to power my dreams
I use it as my gas, so they say that I’m gassed
But without it I’d be last, so I ought to laugh

All right, listen up. I’m supposed to give you some fatherly and wise advice at this time in your life. Listen up, if you’re wondering if a boy’s thinking about you, he’s not. He’s thinking about sex or he’s hungry, those are the only two options.

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Ron Swanson on Fishing: “It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something”

ronsays:

Ron Swanson on Fishing: “It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something”