I use this tumblr as a way to reference stuff I find on the web that I want to find again. It's like when your friend gives you a book, and you're reading it, and she's like, underlined and put notes on all sorts of stuff. I'm that friend! And the internet is that book!
;)
May
21
If God were edible, not that I’m Catholic, but if it were cool to eat God, he’d be a chicken finger.” – Troy Barnes
;)
May
21
I did see Blue Man Group! I just didn’t get it! Why can’t they talk? They have so much in common!” – Troy Barnes
;)
May
21
How would you describe the character you play?
He’s just a liar. One of the leads, Sally Hawkins, I’m an episode in her life. I’m one of those awful stories that women carry around. But it’s also romantic in parts, and it’s sweet.
The Joke’s on Louis C.K. - NYTimes.com
Why does Louie understand women so well
;)
May
21
Every time I say anything, it goes to all these places. So what do I do about that? Do I not say anything anymore? Or do I go, “What are the best ways to say stuff?
;)
May
21
There’s people that say: “It’s not fair. You have all that stuff.” I wasn’t born with it. It was a horrible process to get to this. It took me my whole life.
;)
May
21
Those of you running your black market Airbnb housing operations in the city right now, don’t panic just yet – this law is only actionable as a secondary offense. For example, if the police show up after a noise complaint and then find you renting out your place, only then are you in extra trouble.
;)
May
21
John Green's tumblr • The Commencement Address
I am going to hazard a guess that relatively few of us closed our eyes and thought of all the work and love that Selena Gomez or Justin Bieber put into making this moment possible for us. We may be taught that the people to admire and emulate are actors and musicians and sports heroes and professionally famous people, but when we look at the people who have helped us, the people who actually change actual lives, relatively few of them are publicly celebrated. We do not think of the money they had, but of their generosity. We do not think of how beautiful or powerful they were, but how willing they were to sacrifice for us—so willing, at times, that we might not have even noticed that they were making sacrifices.
;)
May
21
As long as I live under the capitalistic system, I expect to have my life influenced by the demands of moneyed people. But I will be damned if I propose to be at the beck and call of every itinerant scoundrel who has two cents to invest in a postage stamp. This, sir, is my resignation. .
William Faulkner
;)
May
21
You will go from being the best-informed, most engaged students at one of the finest universities around to being the person who brings coffee to people, or a Steak n Shake waiter, as I once was.
John Green’s tumblr • The Commencement Address
Omg me too!
;)
May
20
For my first show at SNL, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs. This weight of embarrassment came over me, and I felt like I was sweating from my spine out. But I realized, ‘Okay, that happened, and I did not die.’ You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
;)
May
20
