"If you thought never dying might be cool, they’re here to tell you about the hollowness at the core of their eternal round of irritating household chores, domestic squabbles and Saturday nights being mistaken for homosexuals in the Courtenay Quarter. Few will be impressed by their haughty approach to younger vampires, though many may admire their openness in addressing such longstanding questions as: how can any man who never sees himself in a mirror care so obsessively about clothes, hair, and skin tone?"
—
jemaine clement and taika waititi’s vampire mockumentary
Wellington International Ukulele Orchestra - Short People (by TheWIUO)
aw
ok america step up your game, b/c new zealand looks like a really fun(ny) place to live
"Living Pinterest board
Probable Yelp reviewer
Novelty ukulele tune
Possessed Anthropologie mannequin
Crocheted Etsy woman"
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Zooey wowee News, Video and Gossip - Gawker
Gawker’s Zooey D identifiers are pretty hilarious
"Thursday, February 2nd, 12:30 PM EST George Pelecanos, writer and producer of The Wire."
Knuckle tat ideas: BK OR BUST | EAT STUFF | OW MY EYES | LESS MEAT | SELF HELP | AYN RAND! | LOOK AT ME
— Meredith Modzelewski (@meredithmo) January 31, 2012
Knuckle tat ideas: BK OR BUST | EAT STUFF | OW MY EYES | LESS MEAT | SELF HELP | AYN RAND! | LOOK AT ME
— Meredith Modzelewski (@meredithmo) January 31, 2012
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Music from @Phoenixfound for @Boythemovie at The Core Club
Exclusive screening of @BoytheMovie + q&a w/ @TaikaWaititi tonight in NYC. Follow their questions/reactions at #BoytheMovie!
— Boy the Movie(@boythemovie) January 30, 2012Exclusive screening and Q&A tonight with Taika and BOY.
GET READY USA - BOY hits theaters on 3.2.
LEFT BRAIN- I am the left brain
I am a scientist. A mathematician.
I love the familiar, I categorize. I am accurate. Linear.
Analytical. Strategic. I am practical.
Always in control. A master of words and lenguage.
Realistic. I calculate ecuations and play with numbers.
I am order. I am logic.
I know exactly who I am.
RIGHT BRAIN- I am the right brain.
I am creativity, a free spirit. I am passion.
Yearning . Sensuality. I am the sound of the roaring laughter .
I am taste. The feeling of sand beneath bare feet.
I am movement. Vivid colors,
I am the urge to paint on an empty canvas,
I am boundless imagination. Art. Poetry. I sense. I feel.
I am everything I wanted to be.
meh more like making fun of st. louis than what we actually say
Shit St. Louisans Say
